Once upon a time there was a beautiful, potty-mouthed, bacon-loving blogger named Mely (@Melysa_S), who fatefully met a snarky, fabulous, fellow single mom and blogger named Jamie (@SnglMomSurvives).

In each other they found a wingbitch for life. (No, not like that. Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

They both scrimped and saved for the past year, giving up their manicures, dye jobs and waxing appointments (but not their booze, never their booze, because let’s get real, no single mom can survive without that) in order to afford a trip to BlogHer 2011, hoping to finally meet each other and likeminded bloggers.

Along their frugal journey, they heard about all of the swanky private parties being thrown by the queens of the blogosphere, but sadly their invites never arrived.

*insert ugly-cry here*

So Mely and Jamie did what any resourceful single mom would do; they dried their tears, finished their discount beer, slipped on their glass hooker heels and announced to the world... 

"KISS OUR SASS because WE'RE throwing our OWN PARTY!" 

For the last few months, Jamie and Mely relentlessly whored themselves out for sponsors in order to treat their fellow singles to the party of a lifetime.  We’re talkin’ free drinks, a spectacular outdoor venue, CUPCAKES, giveaways, and surprises galore!

Single Moms... This toast is to you.

 Join Mely, Jamie, and their friends from the #1 Online Dating Site of  2011, Match.com®, as they celebrate  singledom under the stars.

 Thursday, August 4th 2011

 9pm-11pm

 Hard Rock Hotel, San Diego

 Float Rooftop Pool and Bar, To Be Exact...

 Note: Mely and Jamie know  how to  work a pole, but not a  defibrillator. So please, no swimming.

Besides the amazing venue, we've got  a few surprises that are going to  WOW your panties off. If you're  wearing any. We don't judge.

Important: After adding yourself to the waitlist, you will be asked to pretty-please provide us with your blog URL, Twitter URL, and to let us know if you're an awesome single parent or if you're a fabulous single person(meaning you DO NOT have a boyfriend/girlfriend) but don't have cute, adorable, screaming kids. You MUST provide all required information if you want a ticket.

Can't wait to see you in San Diego!

XOXO,

Mely at Sex, Lies and Bacon

Jamie at Single Mom Survives

While Mely and Jamie have resourcefully acquired sponsors to cover most of their Kiss Our Sass Party costs, they could still use your help covering the remaining fees. If you'd like to donate please click the button below. They'll love you forever.